Rumsfeld says Democrats next

Washington - Speaking on the fifth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on America, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld warned Democrats that they may also be named in President George W. Bush's "new Axis of Evil". "Democrats should really be careful at this point," Rumsfeld told a group of arms industry executives. "The President has made it abundantly clear that anyone espousing anti-Bush sentiments will be viewed as anti-American." As usual, Mr. Rumsfeld asked himself his own questions in lieu of holding a press conference. "Is it a perfect situation? Of course not", said Rumsfeld. "Is it going to help the President fight the war on terror? Well, certainly, in my mind. Will it be good for the American people? Yes it will. Will Democrats like it? No, they won't." Pentagon officials could not be reached for comment.

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