Sharon Out Of Intensive Care, Still A Vegetable

November 6, 2006 Bite! News staff JERUSALEM - Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has been moved out of intentsive care following his recovery of an unspecified infection. "He's recoved. But he's still a vegetable," said Dr. Mal Kilutz, Sharon's physician. The hawkish Sharon suffered a severe stroke last year and has been in a coma ever since.

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